My mom once told me, “I prefer hearing about your adventures after they’re done and I know you’re safe.” Well, I had a few close calls on my recent vacation to CO that would qualify…. I’m absolutely safe. And healthy. And without injury. But there were a few harrowing moments along the way.
Mr. Disney, Sookie, and I drove out to CO for a week of fun & relaxation. On our first full day there, Mr. Disney’s niece & nephew convinced us to go tubing on the St. Vrain river. We were headed up to Lyons anyway, why not pack up the inner tubes and slather on the sunscreen in anticipation of a day on the river? It sounded good to me. We met Mr. Disney’s dad for lunch in Lyons and then headed out to the river.
Right before Mr. Disney and I got to CO, they’d had significant snowfall in the mountains. And when we arrived, they were having record heat. In my head, I knew what that meant…. snow melt, fast moving water, high river levels. We got to the put-in spot and I went down to the river with my new family. The water was running high and fast. My vote was to skip it. Mr. Disney looked at it and recalled the fun he’d had as a kid. “It’ll be fine!” He went down the first leg of the river with his nephew. They were both wet when they got to the take-out spot, but safe and full of big smiles. The next leg of the river was run by Mr. Disney’s brother and niece. No problem!
“Karen, give it a try. Why don’t you do the next section with Mr. Disney. It’s so much fun!”
I looked at the water. I took note of the strainers (bushes and trees that act as a sieve in high water). I searched out boulders that might get in my way and didn’t see any (they were under the surface). I tried to gauge the pace of the current. They all made it safely…. surely I would, too. After all, I’ve been on white water rafting trips in CA, TN, AK, and Costa Rica. What’s the harm of tubing a small river in CO? Right??
The first step was making it down to the water’s edge with the tube. Done. The next step was putting my feet in that freezing cold water. Oy! And then Mr. Disney gave me a big smile and pushed off. Only he didn’t land in his tube… and he was going very quickly down river. I gave a quick look at the rest of the family who shouted “GO!” and I hopped on my own tube.
It turns out that it’s really hard to steer an inner tube. I immediately got swept into the fast current and pushed over to the canyon wall. No problem… I pushed off the wall with my feet. When I looked down river to see what my next obstacle might be, I saw that Mr. Disney managed to get on his tube and was easily navigating his way through the water. I, meanwhile, was trying to avoid strainers and low hanging branches along the side of the river. I managed to get back toward the middle of the river and let out my best roller coaster scream as I went down a small rapid and nearly got bounced out of my tube. Mr. Disney directed me to try to get over to our pull-out spot, but I was spinning out of control. He followed me and I paddled as hard as I could to get to the side….
Finally I was in still water. I stood up in 3 feet of water and caught my breath. I looked at Mr. Disney. I looked across the river. And I realized that we were on the wrong side. The water was too high and fast to try to walk across, something you’d normally be able to do. That’s when Mr. Disney said what I didn’t want to hear. “We need to hop back on and go a little further down river.” No thank you. I’d like my rescue helicopter now, please.
We scouted the river. We just had to make it around the next bend and get over to the other side. It seemed simple enough. Except that nothing about tubing that day was simple. I took a deep breath and followed him back into the water. I paddled hard, I avoided branches, and I was able to latch arms with Mr. Disney. He was strong enough to pull us over to the correct side of the river and when I saw his nephew on the banks, I hollered. We rolled down another small rapid and his nephew reached his extra long arms out to grab me. “I’ve got you,” he said. “Stand up.” I stood and scrambled as fast as I could to dry land. I looked at the family and said, “No me gusta!” They all smiled and laughed. By that evening, I was laughing too.
Two days later, the paper reported that the river was closed to water sports. Thank goodness we made it!













































